GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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