I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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