yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just threw up on my dentist
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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