new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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