I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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