p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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