But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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