we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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