was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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