hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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