Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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