If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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