are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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