I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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