There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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