Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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