do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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