I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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