i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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