dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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