My brain says no but my pants say off.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
