..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize