I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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