Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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