Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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