i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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