The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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