nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just pynch a tree in the face
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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