What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This house was built for laser tag.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
