I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He did a backflip because drugs
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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