She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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