Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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