I cockslap morals
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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