the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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