Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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