there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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