My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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