There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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