After last night, I could never be a politician.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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