He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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