I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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