see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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