rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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