i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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