well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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