is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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