Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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