I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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