that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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