tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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