Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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