We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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