is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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